Okay, I'm honestly done Whovianing after this one.

Doctor who GIF game. Every third.

GIF IT TO ME. :D 

Let us begin.

You hear the TARDIS materialize:

Ha! Pretty much.
Good start.

You meet the Doctor:

He asks you to come along:

I think I just peed a little from laughing. "You're naked." "OH YES!"

That's exactly what it would be like.

The first thing you see on your first adventure is:

 Oh, Daleks. I would definitely panic. No lies.

Your approach as a companion is:

Well, aren't I somethin' special, then.
"Oh, baby! I'm beating out a samba!"

You meet Captain Jack Harkness:

You run into the evil villain:

Oh, The Master. Yes, please. 

He's my favorite, even though I'd totally die in some horrible way. 

Also, why are The Master and The Doctor so great together?

You’re captured by the evil villain:

"Now then."

The Doctor finds you:

"How are you feeling?" "Oh, not so bad! Just a little bit, you know..."

Good episode. 

You defeat the evil villain:

NO. NONONO. ;A;

You return to the TARDIS:

The TARDIS has a built in dryer, now? Nice. 

Not so hard to believe. He did say there was a library and a pool. 

"Watch out for the disinfectant!" "The what?" "The disin-oh. She'll find out."

You return to Earth:

Well, that was fun. 

The Doctor asks you to continue traveling with him:

"You like it."

Yes. Yes, I do.

I hope that's exactly what he says and just how he says it.

I feel like that whole thing ended up being awesome and therefore worth posting. However, I'll post just one more GIF because it makes me laugh. It shouldn't but it does. 

Because I know what they said but all I can see is: 

"Where's your wife?" "Wasted."

Bad lip reading 101.