Irrational fears.
Sometimes we get over them.
Sometimes they get the best of us.
Sometimes they're just freaking awkward.
Most of mine fall into the third category.
Here's a list of commonplace fears that affect me 0% of the time:
- Airplanes.
- Spiders.
- Roller coasters.
- Snakes.
Here's a list of commonplace fears that effect me 50% of the time:
- Heights. (doesn't really coincide with my non-fears, but is true.)
- Tight spaces (only when facing my imminent demise).
- Public speaking.
Normal fears for normal people. Nothing particularly unexpected.
Although, the way I can zoom through the air on planes or roller coasters without screaming a single time might seem a little strange due to my fear of heights. In fact, I could even venture to say that I find them relaxing. However, get me on something like a ferris wheel, and a state of absolute, uncontrollable hysteria emerges. I hate ferris wheels.
Here's a list of socially awkward fears that effect me 100% of the time:
- When clearing my throat immediately after someone else on the opposite side of a room, I immediately get concerned it could be misinterpreted as a mating call.
- Basketballs. Nothing about them in particular, though the feeling of flight intensifies when one is in the air.
- Whenever I have a cut or scratch and a fly lands on it, I immediately envision being infested with maggots, and I die a little inside.
- If a piece of bread goes flat and sticks to the roof of my mouth, I panic because if I don't retrieve it immediately, it will stay there forever. This leads to embarrassing situations because I can't wait until I'm out of the public eye to do so.
I should work on that.
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