I have hooters in my room.

Not the food. Also, not the hot girls with the large breasts and tight shirts, either.

Roommate and I weren't so blessed, haha.

I just realized there's like ten owls in here. Stuffed or cut out or some other artsy material. I kinda want a real one. Owls are my favorite.

This might be gross, but when you were in school did you ever dissect an owl pellet? That was probably the highlight of my elementary school years. I had an entire mouse and half a bird in mine, which was much better than my friend who only had the lower half of a mole. Can you buy those online?

I want to do that again; judge me all you want.