What?

And now it’s time for:

The Mystery Post…

This post could be about anything. I guess we’ll both know the topic when I decide to stop writing. Assuming there is one.

I’m just a little bored.

Here’s a story.

A few nights ago I went out with some friends and we bought a few Welches grape sparkling ‘wine’ bottles. The Latter Day Saint equivalent to actually drinking wine. Being the rebels that we are, we peeled off the label to make them look legit and enjoyed the finest Chardonnay that was available to us on campus. Good way to loosen up before finals.

So. Many. Bubbles.

We actually became giddy. Must have been the sugar.




Ridiculous.

I love these girls.

So, after we downed our ‘wine’ we decided it would be an awesome idea if we were to drive over to this 24hr truck stop with this restaurant in the back and order some fries. Driving while heavily intoxicated with juice. Great idea. Anyways, I get in the back with Jessica and Amanda; Amanda being in the middle.

Jessica: "Let’s make a Jessica sandwich!"

Amanda: "Who says bread sandwich?"

Me: "…Let’s make an Amanda sandwich!"

There we go. Poor Amanda. Here’s the deal with me. I thrive on making other people feel awkward, I don’t know why, it’s just something I consider to be amazing entertainment. I do it to D all the time. What makes it even better is that after people get all flustered, they try to return the favor, and if you know me at all that’s entirely impossible. My friend Kittie in high school made sure I was used to all forms of her molestation. The greatest part about this is the other Jessica is the same way. I had no idea. It was fabulous. Amanda is not that way, so the car ride was spent (in between jamming to the song “Sexy and I Know It”) making Amanda a jumpy as possible. On both sides.

The awkward game is one of my absolute favorites to play with other people. It usually involves something like stroking their arm or face or running and hand up their leg while retaining direct eye contact. Jessica beat me one time. I didn’t feel awkward, but what she said was so unexpectedly true that I started laughing.

Me: -running my hand up Jessica’s thigh-

Jessica: "-sexy tone- I just unbuttoned my pants."

I couldn’t handle it. I was laughing so much. This occurred while we were sitting in Lehi’s after we had eaten. I guess she had eaten so much her pants wouldn’t close. I hadn’t been aware that she’d unbuttoned her jeans until she said that. I’ll give her that one.

There’s more to that story but I’m switching to something else.

Today is [hopefully] the day I get to leave and get what I need for David’s present. If the Maury Express has stopped running in the Winter I’m totally screwed. We’ll see. Right now I’m waiting for Katy to get out of the shower and get ready so we can go down to the bookstore and get money for the bus and I can turn in my last final. We’re going to have to leave in less than thirty minutes. Now I’m bored.

I’ll update later and let you know what happened.

UPDATE:

Made it.

Mission accomplished.